Russ has all the attributes of a complete cock. However, despite annoying the crap out of ya his glistening gum smile makes it impossible to hate him.
Russ can play pretty much anywhere. The bedroom, the garden, the airing cupboard, he's not fussy.
With the touch of a talented rapist, Russ is a danger both in defence, attack and most notably the nightclub. Above all, no matter what, Russ will score!
Russ enjoys cricket, wavey-hands dancing and cheeking fat birds.
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