Abusive Dave

Dave is a horrible, foul-mouthed nutcase that gives abuse to all those around him.

Playing in midfield, Dave has the potential to cause havoc and will most certainly do all he can to achieve it.

With a long range shot almost as deadly as his dreaded "poo finger" attack on opposition players, Dave is most definately a player you want playing with you rather than against you.

Daves hobbies include smoking and calling his missus a " big fat smelly twat." What a pleasant young man.